[STARS-344] Hook-Ups Made Easy With A Smartphone! Just Enter The Name Of The Girl You Like, And She’s Yours To Bang – Whether She’s In Class, Or Out With Her Boyfriend – Plus A Creampie For A Bonus Subscription Fee! Mahiro Tadai

Thanks to this new app you can get laid on demand, any girl, any time. No questions asked.

Creampie is also included, for an extra fee. Good times.